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Spider-Noir · Season 1 · Episode 7

Nobody's Hero

Drunken Spider
Case File
Podcast Release
Aug 27, 2026
In-Universe
October 22, 1933 Confident
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Synopsis

Haunted by what she has done, Cat searches the city for Ben, alerting Janet and Robbie to the fact that he is missing. Meanwhile, Silvermane and his powered crew gather at the Alcove, sore that their raid on Faber's laboratory turned up nothing. He then decides to turn his powered men loose on Mayor Morris. Flint and Dirk tear through the campaign offices and haul away the Mayor’s campaign cash, pushing the city further toward an open war. Ben, who has been pouring his heartbreak out to Eamon the bartender and brooding over the cure now sitting in his pocket, has his woes interrupted by a gaggle of gentlemen who have just benefited from Silvermane’s windfall. They sit far too close to the sulking Spider and begin to razz the aging hero, not realizing who they’ve just sat next to. Ben doesn’t handle himself well in his stupor. He pulls on the mask, thrashing the young men, and binding them in webbing before Robbie hauls him out of the bar. Ben says he is finished, that he means to drink the antidote and live as an ordinary man, that being the Spider no longer feels like anything good. Robbie will not allow it, reminding him that the cure is not his to spend while Flint and Lonnie are dying for want of it.

Back at the office, Ben still recovering from his drunken antics, lets it spill that he is, in fact, The Spider to Janet. It seems, however, that Janet has known for some time that her boss is The Spider, having found him slumped and slurring in his hat and goggles too many times to pretend otherwise. Flint visits Cat, expressing his feelings to her in no uncertain terms. Letter her know that her actions with Ben cut deep. It’s obvious that the two are still very much in love. Prepping five vials of the Antidote, it’s time to face off against Tombstone. Robbie requests to chat with Lonnie before The Spider enters the fray in hopes to end things without violence. When that fails and The Spider is forced to step in, it does not go well. With the first attempt, not surprisingly, unable to puncture the hide of Tombstone, it is Robbie who turns the moment. Ben, at the full mercy of Lonnie as he approaches, Robbie takes his moment, driving the antidote straight into Tombstone's eye causing the titan of a man to depower. Lonnie helps Ben and Robbie escape and decides to take his queue and head off to Niagara Falls. Hopefully, never to be seen again. The night closes with both sides converging on a single target, and Ben squarely at its center.

Reality Designation

This story takes place outside the main Marvel continuity: SI-002

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Where a universe has no official number we follow the Marvel Database and use its Temporary Reality Number (TRN-1092). Where there is neither — official or temporary — at the time we watch it, we assign a Snark Industries number of our own (SI-001).

Characters in the Episode

Alice
Alice Played by: Chrystee Pharris

The bravest one in the Campaign office. She sees what the outcome of Dirk and Flint's raid could be and decides that they Mayor's money is not worth the lives of her colleagues.

Finbar "Silvermane" Byrne
Finbar "Silvermane" Byrne Mantle: Silvermane Played by: Brendan Gleeson

Milestone: Losses Tombstone to the Antidote

Frustrated by the empty lab raid, unleashes his powered men on the mayor's campaign.

Eamon
Eamon Played by: Michael Patrick McGill

Milestone: Has his bar destroyed by The Spider

The bartender who hears out Ben's drunken heartbreak before the brawl breaks loose.

Cat Hardy
Cat Hardy Mantle: Black Cat Played by: Li Jun Li

Wracked with guilt over betraying Ben, searches for him and receives a wrenching final word from Flint.

Dirk Leyden
Dirk Leyden Mantle: Megawatt Played by: Andrew Caldwell

Storms the Mayor's campaign office alongside Sandman. Killing two officers and making a scene.

Lonnie Lincoln
Lonnie Lincoln Mantle: Tombstone Played by: Abraham Popoola

Milestone: Depowered

Battles the Spider, gaining the upper hand until Robbie jabs the antidote into his eye. Depowered, he decides that he's leaving the city. Disappearing into the night, off to Niagara Falls.

Flint Marko
Flint Marko Mantle: Sandman Played by: Jack Huston

Raids Morris's campaign with the Megawatt and delivers a heartfelt monologue to Cat.

Chief McNamara
Chief McNamara Mantle: Police Chief Played by: Randy Oglesby

The compromised police chief in Silvermane's pocket, in the middle of the widening conflict though, seemingly leaning toward Silvermane's ideal and leaving the Mayor to sleep in the bed he made. However, in the end, is the one to deliver the broken vial to the Mayor.

Mayor Alfred Morris
Mayor Alfred Morris Mantle: Mayor of New York City Played by: Michael Kostroff

Milestone: Has his campaign finances pilfered

The target of Silvermane's powered assault, his campaign offices ransacked and emptied of cash. Has a heated confrontation with Chief McNamara

Perry
Perry Played by: Scott MacArthur

Present when Lonnie is depowered. He is the one to collect the spent vial that was used on Tombstone and delivers it to Silvermane.

Pudge
Pudge Played by: Joe Massingill

Joins Perry in the discovery of the spent vial. As is his habit, he further aggravates Silvermane while delivering the news of Lonnies depowering.

Ben Reilly
Ben Reilly Mantle: The Spider Played by: Nicolas Cage

Drinking away Cat's betrayal and tempted to use the cure on himself. Brawls a bar full of hecklers as The Spider, is talked down by Robbie, and later falls to Tombstone before Robbie intervenes.

Joe "Robbie" Robertson
Joe "Robbie" Robertson Played by: Lamorne Morris

Tracks Ben across the city, stops him from wasting the cure on himself, and saves his life by driving the antidote into Tombstone's eye.

Janet Ruiz

Milestone: 'Discovers' that Ben is The Spider

Comic Roots

Where the episode's people and places come from on the page.

Robbie Robertson as the Conscience

This chapter belongs as much to Robbie as to Ben. He talks the Spider out of a selfish choice, then physically saves his life. In the comics, Joe Robertson, introduced in The Amazing Spider-Man #51 (1967) by Stan Lee and John Romita Sr., is the steady moral center of the Daily Bugle and one of the most dependable allies in Spider-Man's life. Where the series has so far cast him as an ambitious reporter clawing for a desk, here it lets him be what he has always been on the page: the better angel who keeps the hero honest.

Tombstone, The Unstoppable Enforcer

Lonnie Lincoln, introduced in Web of Spider-Man #36 (1988) by Gerry Conway and Alex Saviuk, is one of the few foes whose body simply outclasses Spider-Man's, his skin and bone hardened into living armor that ordinary force cannot break. The series keeps that faithfully, letting the Spider batter him to no effect, so that the answer has to come from somewhere other than strength. In the comics, however, his eye is not a known weakness.

The Secret that Everyone Close Already Knows

Janet's revelation that she has long known Ben is the Spider plays on one of the oldest tensions in the mythos, the secret identity that the people nearest the hero normally see through. The series turns the trope inside out for comedy, making the worst-kept secret a punchline rather than a crisis.

The Snark File

Easter eggs, callbacks and technical tidbits.

Organic Webbing and its Cost

The Spider shoots webbing from his own body rather than mechanical web-shooters, matching the 2009 Spider-Man Noir comic. The bar brawl makes that detail load-bearing: overusing the organic webbing on the drunks leaves him depleted and struggling when he faces Tombstone shortly thereafter.

"Freaks"

Silvermane and the papers tag the metahumans as "freaks," which The Comic Book Sanctum reads as a nod to the original Spider-Man Noir comics, where the Goblin's henchmen came out of a Freak Show. The word lands in the Alcove dialogue at the top of the episode.